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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via yelled)

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glolovesfelines:

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Accurate

(via wulfize)

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nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork, via gaytorade)

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runsleepygirl:

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

this speaks to me so deeply

(via hashtagwhateva)

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downfalling:

bidi bidi bom bom

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Can I have a burrito bowl of that?

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flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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(Source: radgoku, via t-r-e-a-s-u-r-e-d)

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